30 November 2011

Really Bad Santa

Rare Exports is the perfect antidote if you overdose on any of those saccharine holiday programs. But heed my warning. This ain't your Mommy's Santa Claus. In fact it confirms my worst fears about Santa (an anagram for Satan). Click here for the trailer. 

"It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an 'archeological' dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn't the one you want coming to town. When the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa's elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare – a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality." -OscilloscopeFilms


Post Snark: A hairy old man, dressed like a giant tomato, who actually likes to spend time with children. Can you say red flag?